kermpt

Typically used to describe a large, muscular, yet filthy man. Relative to Mexicans and people who go to the gym once a week and somehow are ripped as shit.

Man, look at the size of that kermpt

by yaboipepe October 19, 2017

kermpt

Typically used to describe a large, muscular, yet filthy man. Relative to Mexicans and people who go to the gym once a week and somehow are ripped as shit.

Man, look at the size of that kermpt

by yaboipepe October 19, 2017

kermit suicide

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...

by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermitism

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.

The government of this country is kermitism

by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kermit sewer slide

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

by Erofen April 20, 2017

kermetFrog

Lame troll and ricecel who works in rice fields to survive.

This lame troll is a typical ricecel, must be a kermetFrog.

by nobody.22 January 13, 2023

Kermit

Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.

I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.

by anonymous October 29, 2018