kerling

The legend of Wes k the one and only the one that everybody wants to be the one that everybody dreams of knows grammar no spelling knows all of the above he knows every everything that anybody wants to be all the girls want to be with him and all the guys want to be him kerling with a k Wes ker

Wow Wesker is very hot tonight
Wow I really want Wes kers shirt
#kerling

#kerlingthetattedmountie

by Kerling-ThetattedMountie March 2, 2021

High Kerbing

When a man raises his leg on a higher level e.g. Kerb, low table, sofa arm etc. to allow extra leverage for masturbation

I did a good bit of high kerbing last night while the missus watched

by HenrikHK June 14, 2017

Kerligirl13

"Kerligirl13" (a.k.a. Jessi Slaughter, Powerword: Jessica Leonhardt) is a severely disturbed preteen camgirl and potential Maury guest, who is prettier than you, has more friends, and more people like her. She doesn't give a fuck. She also wants you to have AIDS and to pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie. She also seems to be a total Know Your Meme n00b, due to her knowledge of several memes. She is also the latest and greatest target of tumblr's and 4chan's ire, with 4chan currently posting over 9000 threads an hour dedicated to her as of July 17, 2010. Only Boxxy has gotten this much attention previously, and we all know how that turned out.

Kerligirl13 : Ello Im Jessi Toxic Slaughter. I Can Be A Bitch In The Ass If I Want To. Im Scenekore And Its Siq! Im Bi. I ♥ Pandas! I LOVE The Band Blood On The Dance Floor! Im Taken By Mah Lovely Death Matt. I Listen To Techno, Raver, Crunkcore And Screamo. Im In A Band Called Girls Get Druged! I Party Till I Pass Out And I Fuck Till I Bleed. Im Meh and Only Me I Cant Be Tamed.

by RDisher July 19, 2010

Kerning

/ˈkərniNG/

1. (n.)The spacing between letters or characters in a piece of text to be printed.
2. (v.)When you finish the bag of popcorn and all that’s left are kernels at the bottom - but you’re still hungry.

1. "I am very concerned about the kerning on this text, it looks awful."
2. "We're out of popcorn and I'm totally kerning right now."

by tone-mo February 11, 2019

Aimee Keeling

A sexy girl with big tits and a sexy booty that boys dicks that are dying to be shoved into her.

My d*ck is dying to be shoved up Aimee Keelings booty

by Cobie Hodgekiss January 27, 2019

Cocos (Keeling) Island

1. (noun) The devine place. Heaven on Earth. Located in the middle of the Idian Ocean
2. (adjective) Smooth white beaches, crystal clear blue waters, lushes coconuts, incredible constant warm whether and isolated from busy city life.

It's time we went to 'Cocos Island'
This place is like 'Cocos Island'

by Oliver and Basil October 1, 2004

kaylor keeling

an irrelevant meme that's only famous bc of his "brother" jacob sarthritis and is horrible at singing

girl 1: omg have you heard of kaylor keeling?? he's so good at singing !! i'm his biggest fan !
girl 2: blocked.

by norma76564 December 25, 2016