Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men

1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?

by Mike March 13, 2003

Keeling

1. The act of drinking trace amounts of perfume from a young lads anus.
2. The space located between floor and ceiling; Mid point is called a "Keeling;" Ample perfume sipping location.

1. "Ben, I will pay you 50$ to Keeling with me for an hour."

2. "Hey, this is a spacious spot to Keeling... don't tell your dad..."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

Keeling

A really Stupid kid

You're a keeling.

by Brad March 12, 2003

Keeling

A name, most likely of European origin from the medieval times. Most commonly used as a surname, but also used as a middle name and even first name. Other variations of this name vary.

"Her name is Keeling? Whoa! That sounds very Asian."
"Bitch, please."

by Nibblitizers December 08, 2015

Keel

A person with an egg head or bald

Look at that Keel over there
Check that proper Keel
He's got a proper Keel head
Keel! Keel! Egg Head! (Chant)

by Keel egg head Parker March 14, 2013

keele

A feeling of being trapped inside the bubble-like world of a campus university.

After five months in Hawthorns Hall of residence Becky began to suffer from a profound keele.

by Buddhabing April 23, 2004

KeeL

How Ren pronounces 'Kill'

Steempy I weel keel you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003