Kerking

Kerking is like killing yourself while jerking off
funny

Man 1: Hey man i'm go kerking

Man 2: Got it Brother
Man 1: ah shit i killed myself

by Zombieninja7788 March 7, 2022

Kerking

Kerking is when one continues to masturbate even after ejaculation.

Cy: “i cant stop kerking off to midget porn”
Caine: “kerk off in your own room im tryna jelk”

by China Spring Meth Master June 25, 2024

keking

the act of laughing, see lol or kek.

keking hard with my bros right now

by Urfaaace May 9, 2018

kirking

(verb) The act of rapid clicking of computer mouse buttons while computer is frozen.
See also, kirkin

She was frantically kirking trying to get the Mapquest window to close before the staff meeting.

by RemingtonSteal October 27, 2015

High Kerbing

When a man raises his leg on a higher level e.g. Kerb, low table, sofa arm etc. to allow extra leverage for masturbation

I did a good bit of high kerbing last night while the missus watched

by HenrikHK June 14, 2017

kecking

To secretly fuck around on tinder while in a relationship.

"hey man how's stuff with Olivia?'
"I don't know man. She's been kind of weird this week. I hope she's not kecking me.

by IDontPullOut September 14, 2017

Kerning

/ˈkərniNG/

1. (n.)The spacing between letters or characters in a piece of text to be printed.
2. (v.)When you finish the bag of popcorn and all that’s left are kernels at the bottom - but you’re still hungry.

1. "I am very concerned about the kerning on this text, it looks awful."
2. "We're out of popcorn and I'm totally kerning right now."

by tone-mo February 11, 2019