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Kerking is when one continues to masturbate even after ejaculation.
Cy: “i cant stop kerking off to midget porn”
Caine: “kerk off in your own room im tryna jelk”
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the act of laughing, see lol or kek.
keking hard with my bros right now
keking by Urfaaace May 9, 2018
(verb) The act of rapid clicking of computer mouse buttons while computer is frozen.
See also, kirkin
She was frantically kirking trying to get the Mapquest window to close before the staff meeting.
kirking by RemingtonSteal October 27, 2015

High Kerbing 

When a man raises his leg on a higher level e.g. Kerb, low table, sofa arm etc. to allow extra leverage for masturbation
I did a good bit of high kerbing last night while the missus watched
High Kerbing by HenrikHK June 14, 2017
To secretly fuck around on tinder while in a relationship.
"hey man how's stuff with Olivia?'
"I don't know man. She's been kind of weird this week. I hope she's not kecking me.
kecking by IDontPullOut September 14, 2017
/ˈkərniNG/

1. (n.)The spacing between letters or characters in a piece of text to be printed.
2. (v.)When you finish the bag of popcorn and all that’s left are kernels at the bottom - but you’re still hungry.
1. "I am very concerned about the kerning on this text, it looks awful."
2. "We're out of popcorn and I'm totally kerning right now."
Kerning by tone-mo February 11, 2019
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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