karling 

Hot. Secretive. Sexy. Addicted to speeding along winding roads. Totally quirky, cool and delicious.

'What was that??'
'Must've been Karling Racing'

karling by speedstar February 5, 2010

Karling 

Karling is to Bullshit someone or make up lies to cover up other lies.

Karl is known as the king of clusterfucks and always has an excuse for everything. He is lie about lies to get off the hook.

Dude, stop karling me and tell me the truth

Karling by VegasJake May 30, 2021

Karling 

Slacking

Look at Jason, he’s Karling!

Karling by VDub918 July 3, 2023

Karling 

Slacker. To do very little or nothing at all.

Hey, look at Jason, he’s karling.

Karling by VDub918 September 1, 2023

hot karling 

its a sport were you have to wait till your driveway freezes over in the winter. its similar to curling but with shit

its whoever gets the furthest distance

hot karling by dave kertesz aka the hot karling champ December 16, 2004

christmas karling 

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

christmas karling by tim March 21, 2005

A Karling

A KARLING is a breed of Asian that is often mistaken for other oriental types

"Dude, That smoking hot Japanese chick are the bar is checking you out!"
"Who the Korean looking Mexican girl?"
"Yeah the one who might be Thai actually"
"Yeah she's quite sexy for a Karling"

A Karling by Medieval January 6, 2015