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kerpoot: when big ol' kermit really needs to take a shit, but can't quite get it out. can also be related to men in green body suits who need to shit but all they get out is a poot.
"I heard that kermit really had to go after his show, but all he got out was a kerpoot, and it was on stage."
kerpoot by speenshit March 6, 2017
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The Vagina of woman that is frog-like in appearance. Derived from the name kermit which is a well known muppets frog.
that girl has a seedy ass kermoot
Kermoot by Macasarus December 6, 2007
When u have long ass toenails
U have kenfoot
kenfoot by Kenfoot January 28, 2019
slang term used for any computer data storage device, whose name cannot be thought of at the time, such as a jump drive, memory stick, etc.
Plug your kerflotch into the computer to download the file
kerflotch by Computer Man January 4, 2008

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026