Without a doubt the angriest man you will ever meet. Woe betide those who annoy Kerfoot with their own ignorance. Also usually a very grumpy person.... Aka mood Hoover.
You got out of bed the wrong side today didn't you, you Kerfoot!
kerpoot: when big ol' kermit really needs to take a shit, but can't quite get it out. can also be related to men in greenbody suits who need to shit but all they get out is a poot.
"I heard that kermit really had to go after his show, but all he got out was a kerpoot, and it was on stage."
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.