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kerpoot: when big ol' kermit really needs to take a shit, but can't quite get it out. can also be related to men in green body suits who need to shit but all they get out is a poot.
"I heard that kermit really had to go after his show, but all he got out was a kerpoot, and it was on stage."
kerpoot by speenshit March 6, 2017
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The Vagina of woman that is frog-like in appearance. Derived from the name kermit which is a well known muppets frog.
that girl has a seedy ass kermoot
Kermoot by Macasarus December 6, 2007
When u have long ass toenails
U have kenfoot
kenfoot by Kenfoot January 28, 2019
slang term used for any computer data storage device, whose name cannot be thought of at the time, such as a jump drive, memory stick, etc.
Plug your kerflotch into the computer to download the file
kerflotch by Computer Man January 4, 2008
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