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kerpoot: when big ol' kermit really needs to take a shit, but can't quite get it out. can also be related to men in green body suits who need to shit but all they get out is a poot.
"I heard that kermit really had to go after his show, but all he got out was a kerpoot, and it was on stage."
kerpoot by speenshit March 6, 2017
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The Vagina of woman that is frog-like in appearance. Derived from the name kermit which is a well known muppets frog.
that girl has a seedy ass kermoot
Kermoot by Macasarus December 6, 2007
When u have long ass toenails
U have kenfoot
kenfoot by Kenfoot January 28, 2019
slang term used for any computer data storage device, whose name cannot be thought of at the time, such as a jump drive, memory stick, etc.
Plug your kerflotch into the computer to download the file
kerflotch by Computer Man January 4, 2008
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026