Kermoot

The Vagina of woman that is frog-like in appearance. Derived from the name kermit which is a well known muppets frog.

that girl has a seedy ass kermoot

by Macasarus December 6, 2007

kerpoot

kerpoot: when big ol' kermit really needs to take a shit, but can't quite get it out. can also be related to men in green body suits who need to shit but all they get out is a poot.

"I heard that kermit really had to go after his show, but all he got out was a kerpoot, and it was on stage."

by speenshit March 6, 2017

kerfoot

Without a doubt the angriest man you will ever meet. Woe betide those who annoy Kerfoot with their own ignorance. Also usually a very grumpy person.... Aka mood Hoover.

You got out of bed the wrong side today didn't you, you Kerfoot!

by RedLeaderOne April 30, 2016