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kerpoot: when big ol' kermit really needs to take a shit, but can't quite get it out. can also be related to men in green body suits who need to shit but all they get out is a poot.
"I heard that kermit really had to go after his show, but all he got out was a kerpoot, and it was on stage."
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by speenshit March 06, 2017
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