speenshit's definitions

kerpoot

kerpoot: when big ol' kermit really needs to take a shit, but can't quite get it out. can also be related to men in green body suits who need to shit but all they get out is a poot.

"I heard that kermit really had to go after his show, but all he got out was a kerpoot, and it was on stage."

by speenshit March 6, 2017

Spoon Daddy

The owner, or "Daddy" of a Speen. The Spoon Daddy is meant to keep its Speen out of trouble, for once the parasitical Speen is attached, it can not be rid of.

"Damn, Carl's Speen is really getting out of hand. Yeah, he really needs to step up and be the damn thing's Spoon Daddy."

by speenshit March 10, 2017