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kroikenspacher

When you get so high you eat your own poop for 2 hours.
I decided to do some kroikenspacher last night and now I think I have diseases.
kroikenspacher by music_boy_1880 November 16, 2018
Damn that guy is a Kooike
Kooike by GeneralDillyDilly October 14, 2021
When you slap a female on the face because you are angry or in a battle.
My girlfriend was so annoying, so I kaoiken-ed her last night.
Kaoiken by XelaRockz154 November 6, 2011
Most nicest smallest town in New Zealand. The Kerikeri has lots of walking trails to see the wonderful nature. At Kerikeri they are so kind and helpful, they also are an eco-friendly town. Lots of old people tho.
Person: Omg have you heard of Kerikeri in NZ?
Person: Omg YES! ITS AWSOME.
Kerikeri by Solly🙂 August 19, 2019

What in the Kerikeri 

Mainly from New Zealand.
This phrase has not been in common use for decades.
Something that is outdated or no longer relevant.
When you are dumbfounded by someone’s actions.
“Wow! Yeah, honest injun…”
What? What does that mean?
Does a Google search. Urban dictionary finishes definition with “ This phrase has not been in common use for decades”
Then you respond with “What in the Kerikeri!”

Your mate turns up with a side pony tail.
You see it and exclaim… “What in the Kerikeri are you wearing!”

Your friend does something very out of character or an outdated trend. You see it and respond with “What in the Kerikeri are you up to’”
a very beautyful person.She has lots of firends but her two besties are CeCe and Samaya .She hates when hoes be playing and she be ready to run up on a hoe.
Dang Keikei look fine today.
KeiKei by Samaya Lawson December 11, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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