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A Keoke (which is Hawaiian for George) is a loving and kind person. He is generally a great surfer but generally not too generous. A true Keoke loves his Kraken and Baileys - a cheap drunk who gets happy and dancey.
Quoteable quote
Insurer: Do you carry any tools?
Keoke: I am my own tool.
Keoke by Batman1324657 October 26, 2019
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A great man, surfer, and all round tool, who enjoys a good kraken or baileys with his friends or on occasion with his meals .Can be very loose or dancey as some call when given a few drinks and likes to invent dance moves with odd names.
Hey Keoke

Shut up, I am my own tool
Keoke by RICHARD FIDLA October 26, 2019
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A chem teacher who wears Hawaiian shirts on Thursdays, likes puns, and occasionally tells long stories that either end with a pun or relate to a chem topic (or both).
Note a koker will use peanut butter sandwiches as a simile for almost all types of bonding.
(Jonah walks into chem class with a Hawaiian shirt on Thursday)
Grant “your such a koker”
Koker by epicgamer22 January 23, 2020

keke palmer

excuse me maam not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take this post down. that is my sister who was killed by a metra train. and it this post is very disrespectful. idk who u are or if u even know her but i need you to take this down please.
baby this is keke palmer

have a good day
keke palmer by imtherat November 8, 2020

keke challenge 

keke challenge by GAWII July 31, 2018
A phrase used in the UK when someone pulls your trousers and underpants down, preferably in front of others.
Andrew: *grabs Mikey's pants and pulls down* Kecked!
Mikey: FUCK YOU I'M GOING HOME
Kecked by Jaimi October 19, 2007

kenkensquidkuddlephish 

A lost soul with no purpose but lie to himself.

Yes, we all feel sad and sorry for him... Being a waste of our planet's oxygen supply.
kenkensquidkuddlephish bro! Oh, you mean Jeff, bud that's fuckin cancer boy! The guy isn't even a script kiddie yet.
Yo, he told us his balls haven't dropped yet either! lelz
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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