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kezhen
always down to go for KFC espically zinger boxes
is a funny friend but will kill you for kfc or maccas
very toxic and always swears
would rather take the bus home than the train coz he's lazy
literally the worst coach at league of legends, team fight tactics and apex legends
is lucky that his parents pay for his uni bills hence he's as big as gragas
lives in lidcombe but complains renovating his new house in berla
is a funny friend but will kill you for kfc or maccas
very toxic and always swears
would rather take the bus home than the train coz he's lazy
literally the worst coach at league of legends, team fight tactics and apex legends
is lucky that his parents pay for his uni bills hence he's as big as gragas
lives in lidcombe but complains renovating his new house in berla
Kezhen
The man, the myth, the legend, Kezhen is the Keanu Reeves of team fight tactics. A humble man who always downplays how good he is at the game. However, unlike Keanu his skill comes at a cost of never ending toxicity. The only thing he needs to exist in this world is KFC. His love for KFC is like the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet, the more he consumes the closer he gets to a chonky boi. But he sees this as an absolute win because it allows him to embody his spirit animal, Snorlax. He respects homosexuals so much that he displays his toxicity by calling others "homosaturated" instead of "gay" to avoid any form of offence to potential homo players. He is the reincarnation of Carl Friedrich Gauss. His brain is so big that he decided to do science/statistics in university.
Kenshen
Kenshen, he's the kind of person who believes anything serious you'd say, this makes him get fool easily. He would easily get influence by others, I'm afraid he would get manipulated by then, don't Kenshen! but he's someone who will help you in times of a difficult situations. he will even be the one to insist on doing things that'd help you. Meeting a Kenshen in your life is uhhh idk, I just met him...
Kenshen
Kenshen by Westareatthesamestar April 2, 2022
kezhen
He is the funniest guy you will ever meet even though he might not realise it since he is an airhead but he will appreciate any attention he gets. He thinks he is toxic but deep down underneath all that tough skin, there is still just endless toxicity to the point of no return. However, he really cares about the people he cares about and will always look out for you. Honestly a good friend who likes to joke around. He also likes zinger boxes. and he looks high. and he is kinda of a chonky boi.
Allan: "why aren't you going bot you're single-handedly losing us this game"
Kezhen: "Why you bully me!"
*everyone laughs*
Kezhen: "You guys f*cking suck"
Kezhen: "Why you bully me!"
*everyone laughs*
Kezhen: "You guys f*cking suck"
kezhen by Kezhen Admirer December 5, 2019
kenzen
the Kenzen is popping off
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