Skip to main content
always down to go for KFC espically zinger boxes
is a funny friend but will kill you for kfc or maccas
very toxic and always swears

would rather take the bus home than the train coz he's lazy
literally the worst coach at league of legends, team fight tactics and apex legends
is lucky that his parents pay for his uni bills hence he's as big as gragas
lives in lidcombe but complains renovating his new house in berla
oh no! its Mr toxic man (kezhen) let's leave the call guys!
kezhen by snorlax1 December 5, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
The man, the myth, the legend, Kezhen is the Keanu Reeves of team fight tactics. A humble man who always downplays how good he is at the game. However, unlike Keanu his skill comes at a cost of never ending toxicity. The only thing he needs to exist in this world is KFC. His love for KFC is like the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet, the more he consumes the closer he gets to a chonky boi. But he sees this as an absolute win because it allows him to embody his spirit animal, Snorlax. He respects homosexuals so much that he displays his toxicity by calling others "homosaturated" instead of "gay" to avoid any form of offence to potential homo players. He is the reincarnation of Carl Friedrich Gauss. His brain is so big that he decided to do science/statistics in university.
I saw Kezhen in the KFC line yesterday, the whole store let him go to the front line.
Kezhen by KFC_Lord December 8, 2019
Related Words
kezhen • Keshen • Ke$hence • Kechena • keheng • kenzhen • kephen • Keshena • kezhon
He is the funniest guy you will ever meet even though he might not realise it since he is an airhead but he will appreciate any attention he gets. He thinks he is toxic but deep down underneath all that tough skin, there is still just endless toxicity to the point of no return. However, he really cares about the people he cares about and will always look out for you. Honestly a good friend who likes to joke around. He also likes zinger boxes. and he looks high. and he is kinda of a chonky boi.
Allan: "why aren't you going bot you're single-handedly losing us this game"
Kezhen: "Why you bully me!"
*everyone laughs*

Kezhen: "You guys f*cking suck"
kezhen by Kezhen Admirer December 5, 2019

Ke$hence 

The supernatural ability to know when a Ke$ha song/music video will be on the radio or tv.It is only bestowed upon the greatest.
Joe:"How did Angela get that job in accounting?"
Earl:"She must have impressed the boss with her Ke$hence..."
Ke$hence by siouxhky22 October 2, 2010
1. a term referring to an asian person who is often recognized as a black person
2. a person who is half-black half-asian
3. an extremely handsome man with a lot of skills
1. that guy is such a keheng
2. guy1: "yo is that guy asian or black?"
guy2: "yo that nigga's a keheng!"
3. keheng: "hey there"
girl: (dreamy sigh) *faints*
keheng by some dude with skills January 20, 2009
Madddd fella
He is such a Keshen.
Keshen by madfella69 November 24, 2021
Total Dick Bag
Dude he's such a Keshen
Keshen by Lam Lam the PIMP March 3, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Load more