kenzeth

kenzeth is a girl who has the fattest ass in the world. usually has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, and likes to make fun of other people with her best friend (who also has a fat ass). she’s different, quirky, and not like other girls.

“did you see kenzeth today?”
“yeah man, she’s not like other girls”

kenzeth by cupcakkegirlboss November 22, 2021

Matt Kenseth 

When you're in mid sex and you pile-drive her into a wall.

I Matt Kenseth-ed my girlfriend

Matt Kenseth by Pettee December 22, 2019

Keneth 

Keneth always want to be appreciated because he really truly deserves it. Keneth may not see the good things other see in him but if from time to time you remind him that he is a good person and has a good heart, he glows and he never forgets it. He is the best kind of person to be with when you want to forget everything that stresses you out. A Keneth is fun to be with.

A Keneth can be satirical at times. You never know when he's serious or he's joking because he never let his walls down and always seem to have his emotions in control when in reality it isn't.

I'm so done with everything. I just need a Keneth right now.

Keneth by ang__hell May 5, 2020

Kenneth Cloonan 

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.

Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.

Kenneth Cloonan by aHumanbeingwhoisalive101 November 2, 2018

Kenneth Nixon 

The absolutely amazing lead vocalist for the Nashville based band, Framing Hanley. He used to be in a band with someone else named 'Kenneth' so he started going by 'Nixon' and he still does.

"Hey, did you meet Kenneth Nixon after the framing Hanley show last night?"

Kenneth Nixon by xRachelatTheDiscox April 7, 2009

Hot Kenneth 

The act of defecating on a plastic male doll. It is usually done by a male on a male doll.

Guy #1: Oh my god!! Someone shit on my sisters toys!
Guy #2: Get with the program nerd! I gave them toys a Hot Kenneth!

Hot Kenneth by thesituation89 January 19, 2010

Kenneth Bone 

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.

Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"

Kenneth Bone by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016