Kennethed 

When you are screwed over by a co-worker. Typically, a manager.

Bob: "Man, he told me those documents would be ready. When the day came, he could not produce them. Now I look like an idiot"

Joe: "You just got Kennethed"

Kennethed by Garf144 June 22, 2020

Kennethed 

When you can't figure out what's wrong with your code so you get Ken to fix it.

My code wasn't working but now it is, it has been Kennethed.

Kennethed by Ry51an August 17, 2023

Kenneth Cloonan 

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.

Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.

Kenneth Cloonan by aHumanbeingwhoisalive101 November 2, 2018

Kenneth Nixon 

The absolutely amazing lead vocalist for the Nashville based band, Framing Hanley. He used to be in a band with someone else named 'Kenneth' so he started going by 'Nixon' and he still does.

"Hey, did you meet Kenneth Nixon after the framing Hanley show last night?"

Kenneth Nixon by xRachelatTheDiscox April 7, 2009

Hot Kenneth 

The act of defecating on a plastic male doll. It is usually done by a male on a male doll.

Guy #1: Oh my god!! Someone shit on my sisters toys!
Guy #2: Get with the program nerd! I gave them toys a Hot Kenneth!

Hot Kenneth by thesituation89 January 19, 2010

Kenneth Bone 

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.

Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"

Kenneth Bone by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016

Kenneth Boner

A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.

If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.

There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!

Kenneth Boner by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016