Definitions by Sticknam

Angolan Pencil Case

When one takes a shit into a female's vagina, and then stitches her back up.

"Bro, I gave Sabrina Carpenter an Angolan Pencil Case! She loved it!"

Angolan Pencil Case by Sticknam November 21, 2025

Kentish Pasty

During intercourse, one withdraws one's penis and rubs it violently against a cheese grater, and then smearing the woman's vagina in mashed potato, and inserting one's penis back in. Much like a Cornish Pasty.

"Hey babe, do you have a cheese grater in here? I really want to try a Kentish Pasty!"

Kentish Pasty by Sticknam November 21, 2025