kenhole

Sometimes used to describe a gaping hole in a vessel.

More recently used in slang to describe the sphincter of people named Ken.

My goodness that iceberg punctured a huge Kenhole in the bow.

Slang-- I agree, that guy probably has an enormous and dirty kenhole.

by L Cohen March 16, 2021

Keyhole squish

A key is inserted into the mans cock hole and twisted as if unlocking a door. The inner penile tissue should tear and can be sucked out using a woman’s lips.

That guys dick is fucked, I heard Sandra gave him a keyhole squish

by Swaggy longbottom September 21, 2017

Kernhole

this term can be used interchangeably with cornhole. aka butthole, asshole, rosebud, anus, arse, etc.

I have a dingleberry stuck to my kernhole!

by Stink&Stump February 17, 2009

Keenhole

(v.) To copulate with a person by way of a large gauge in his or her earlobe. Mostly performed by homosexuals with body modifications, this hobby is also enjoyed by heterosexual couples.

(n.) The act or fetish of penetrating a person's earlobe piercing hole with one's penis.

By you asking how I could be attracted to someone with large ear gauges, I can tell that you're a man that has never keenholed someone.

by deathofsanity August 7, 2010

Keyhole

The appearance a woman's anus and vulva make when she's bent over nude. It is further enhanced if the woman's butt cheeks are spread open.

Dude, Debbie was teasing me last night and I totally saw her keyhole when she bent over for me!

by Gene Wonka October 23, 2007

keyhole

when a bullet fired from a gun strikes its target at a funny angle, the resulting asymmetrical hole looks like a keyhole, hence the name. usually caused by a worn or damaged barrel, or poor quality/incorrect caliber ammunition.

that ancient pistol i inherited from my grandfather is so worn out, half the time the bullets will keyhole and the other half of the time i can't even hit the target.

by facefault November 13, 2011

Keyholed

The action of putting you penis in someone's ear canal referring to it as a key to the door that is their ear. It may get stuck, so try spitting on it to help extraction. Method often used to remove earwax and cleanse the inner ear canal.

Matt is getting keyholed by Christian to help cleanse his ear infection
Gillian enjoys getting keyholed by insidious

by Shroomi April 3, 2022