(v.) To copulate with a person by way of a large gauge in his or her earlobe. Mostly performed by homosexuals with body modifications, this hobby is also enjoyed by heterosexual couples.
(n.) The act or fetish of penetrating a person's earlobe piercing hole with one's penis.
By you asking how I could be attracted to someone with large ear gauges, I can tell that you're a man that has never keenholed someone.
After an Alaskan Pipeline you take the condom and squeeze out the contents into your partners anus then proceed to have anal sex with them.
After Bill thoroughly enjoyed the Alaskan Pipeline he decided to take it out of his butt and squeeze the insides onto his partners cornhole then proceed to penetrate him to really enjoy the the changing of the seasons of Alaska by traveling through the Klondike Kornhole.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."