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Keenhole 

(v.) To copulate with a person by way of a large gauge in his or her earlobe. Mostly performed by homosexuals with body modifications, this hobby is also enjoyed by heterosexual couples.

(n.) The act or fetish of penetrating a person's earlobe piercing hole with one's penis.
By you asking how I could be attracted to someone with large ear gauges, I can tell that you're a man that has never keenholed someone.
Keenhole by deathofsanity August 7, 2010
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dirty keenhole 

(v.) To pass feces through a large gauge in his or her earlobe.
(n.) The act or fetish of passing feces through a person's earlobe piercing hole.
I saw that you had a large gauge ear piercing, as you know, I am into scat, I was wondering if you would be willing to try a dirty keenhole?"
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this term can be used interchangeably with cornhole. aka butthole, asshole, rosebud, anus, arse, etc.
I have a dingleberry stuck to my kernhole!
Kernhole by Stink&Stump February 17, 2009
Sometimes used to describe a gaping hole in a vessel.

More recently used in slang to describe the sphincter of people named Ken.
My goodness that iceberg punctured a huge Kenhole in the bow.

Slang-- I agree, that guy probably has an enormous and dirty kenhole.
kenhole by L Cohen March 16, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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