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they are a person who blesses people into Keishianity with river water
you should get a Keishster if you want to be in Keishianity.
keishster by Keishster July 2, 2021
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Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round
She has a khaleesi Keister
Khaleesi Keister by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020

Koishiteru 

A Japanese word that translates to English as "I Love You" (In a romantic way)
You could also try saying "Daisuki" to a person you are interested in.
Or you could say "Aishiteru" to a person you are in a serious relationship with.
"Koishiteru" Is used best when saying it to someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
Guy: Koishiteru
Girl: Koishiteru too
Koishiteru by Nickkzor99 December 6, 2012

soupy keister 

An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.

Diarrhea Butt.
I Can’t just use tissue or a wet wipe, I need to shower to clean this soupy keister.
soupy keister by Fatman Slim March 2, 2022

Keistering 

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus
Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security

keister stash

A popular hiding place for contraband such as drugs, especially in prison. The anus. Usually the contraband is wrapped in a condom.
Johnny kept is smack in a keister stash.
keister stash by veritone January 16, 2009

Keishter 

Defined as an old man's buttocks. Otherwise known as, butt, booty, tush, rear end, trunk, backside, behind, tuchas, royal behind, bottom, bum, posterior, rear, rump, hindquarters, heinie, stern, gluteus maximus, buns, cake, patootie, caboose, badonkadonk, breaches, britches, haunches, bootycheeks, fanny
"Christopher Columbus! Get out on your old keishter!!!"
Keishter by Emendkay August 20, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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