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Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round
She has a khaleesi Keister
Khaleesi Keister by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020

Koishiteru 

A Japanese word that translates to English as "I Love You" (In a romantic way)
You could also try saying "Daisuki" to a person you are interested in.
Or you could say "Aishiteru" to a person you are in a serious relationship with.
"Koishiteru" Is used best when saying it to someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
Guy: Koishiteru
Girl: Koishiteru too
Koishiteru by Nickkzor99 December 6, 2012

soupy keister 

An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.

Diarrhea Butt.
I Can’t just use tissue or a wet wipe, I need to shower to clean this soupy keister.
soupy keister by Fatman Slim March 2, 2022

Keistering 

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus
Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security

keister stash

A popular hiding place for contraband such as drugs, especially in prison. The anus. Usually the contraband is wrapped in a condom.
Johnny kept is smack in a keister stash.
keister stash by veritone January 16, 2009

Keishter 

Defined as an old man's buttocks. Otherwise known as, butt, booty, tush, rear end, trunk, backside, behind, tuchas, royal behind, bottom, bum, posterior, rear, rump, hindquarters, heinie, stern, gluteus maximus, buns, cake, patootie, caboose, badonkadonk, breaches, britches, haunches, bootycheeks, fanny
Keishter by Emendkay August 20, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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