keift

the local friendly lesbian WHO is a potato waffle shaped human, usually *borrowing someone else's ketchup. Member of the P-town cult, will fight anyone who doesn't share the P-town love.

chief keift

keift by bcfc12345 February 25, 2019

Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round

She has a khaleesi Keister

Khaleesi Keister by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020

keintz

A keintz is a creature indigenous to the Northwestern United States. Due to its reclusive and hermit-like existence, it is often compared to Bigfoot or the Abominable Snowman. Also like the aforementioned creatures, a keintz lives in deep, dark caves. It likes breakfast but has a fear of pancakes, though it finds syrup tolerable. It also has an aversion to whales, but goldfish can often be found in close proximity.

A keintz can also be characterized by its ability to get by with questionable actions in the animal kingdom, though most animals ignore it due to its isolated nature. However animals living near the North and South phols also find a keintz disagreeable.

A Keintz can be moody, intolerable, volatile creatures with fast changing personalities who have been known to take out their anger immaturely and on those weaker then them.

Noun: "Dude, is that a keintz going through the trash?"

Verb: "Dude, we just keintzed that cop!"

keintz by tommybandwhalesand olpete October 3, 2011

Pulling a Keith 

When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.

You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?

Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.

You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?

Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer

A few moments later...

Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?

You: No, he is pulling a keith again.

Other friend: Sigh..again?

Pulling a Keith by Jerry1986 July 27, 2012

Keith Richards 

A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.

Keith Richards, that guy that doesn't die.

Keith Richards by Tentacle Lovins' August 4, 2019

Keif Massage 

A pleasurable tingling feeling in the back of the throat after pulling a straight keif bowl on a nice cool bong. This massaging feeling is usually desired after hooting a bowl that was particularly harsh on the throat.

Yo that last hit was pretty harsh, gimme a bowl full of keif for a nice keif massage to make it better

Keif Massage by ST Dancergirl December 15, 2014

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Keitelism by please don't kill me keitel January 10, 2021