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A keintz is a creature indigenous to the Northwestern United States. Due to its reclusive and hermit-like existence, it is often compared to Bigfoot or the Abominable Snowman. Also like the aforementioned creatures, a keintz lives in deep, dark caves. It likes breakfast but has a fear of pancakes, though it finds syrup tolerable. It also has an aversion to whales, but goldfish can often be found in close proximity.

A keintz can also be characterized by its ability to get by with questionable actions in the animal kingdom, though most animals ignore it due to its isolated nature. However animals living near the North and South phols also find a keintz disagreeable.

A Keintz can be moody, intolerable, volatile creatures with fast changing personalities who have been known to take out their anger immaturely and on those weaker then them.
Noun: "Dude, is that a keintz going through the trash?"

Verb: "Dude, we just keintzed that cop!"
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Kent is a all around kind hearted man that all women dream of being with, could kick anyone's ass that tried to step up with him or mess with his loved ones, he is a very protective person and fight anyone and has a large dick and is very strong.
He's so muscular...... he's such a Kentz.
Kentz by So_high_21 February 2, 2020
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'Keint' is a noun. It is a variation of the word 'cunt'. Other such spellings include: kunt, kant. The 'c' has been replaced with a 'k' to emphasise the 'k' sound.
Keint is an insult directly spoken by a Lad

Its pronounced how its spelt.
What keint!!
ill fuckin' shank ya in the neck keint!
Jeff bailed on us man. Fucking hell, what a keint!
Keint by Ruthless killa December 15, 2008

Keinther 

Pronounced KEEN•thur or KEEN•tur. noun - A bone. A fag. A pimp. A stog. A shmoke and a pancake. The exact definition is a single Newport brand cigarette, but it has come to mean any cigarette. While the origin of this word is unknown, historians say the widespread use in southern California seems to suggest a Mexican heritage.

Can also be used as a verb when raising eyebrows and suggesting the consumption of a keinther.
"Keinthers make the world go round"
"Can I bum a keinther man? My pack is depleted"
"Keinther?"
Keinther by Keinther Head March 13, 2008

Tobey Kintz 

Tobey Kintz is the definition of a Bloody Satanist he listens to heavy metal and does care what anyone else things about him
"John" Who is that kid?
"Andre" Its tobey kintz he is a satanist
"John" Fuck Run!
Tobey Kintz by Change My Mind November 6, 2019
A failure at life and all things.
Man, Kentzor can't even kill himself right!
kentzor by everyone in southcarolina September 5, 2006
Carrying on a lengthy text-mesage conversation during inappropriate times. For example drawn-out exchanges when hanging out with friends, thereby seperating you from the group, and diminishing your own presence.
-Come on, stop kintzing, we're trying to play poker.
Kintzing by Hankster4 August 3, 2007
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