1. A term meaning the internet society using the original online program, AOL.

2. A crappy internet software everyone appears to hate that continues to suck.
"What the fuck is America Online? Some sort of telegraphic pole?"
by Chris May 16, 2004
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An internet service provider, who's software suite is written like a hardcore virus.
OMG if AOL tries to dial after I close the program one more time I'm going to strangle my monitor!!
by zip April 24, 2005
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(n);Also known as AOL,Satan,Devil,Evil,666,Spyware, Lag. Also see Bill Gates.

Optimize your internet experience
by Unchain November 01, 2004
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The slowest thing in the history of computers & the internet.
Guy 1: "OMG, America Online is so frickin' slow today!"

Guy 2: "Hasn't it always been that slow?"

Guy 1: "Oh yea. OMG, America Online has always been this frickin' slow!"
by crazyjoe30 June 16, 2010
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An internet service provider that is the equivalent of aids for a computer
also goes by AOL
by shit_fuck March 26, 2007
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A large internet service provider (ISP) that provides great services for people of all ages.
America Online (AOL) is the greatest ISP of all.
by AOLfan June 22, 2009
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