Kayaked

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When the girl/guy you've been dating for a while tells you they are going kayaking, and you never hear from them again. You've been kayaked.

Did you hear how Jimbob kayaked that girl he was dating because he didn't have the balls to tell her to her face that he didn't want to see her again?

Kayaked by Expositioner May 16, 2017

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Kayaked

To be penetrated anally by tj

“Your gonna get kayaked dumb hoe”

Kayaked by Joebidenkanye January 9, 2022

Related Words

Kayaked • kayaker • Kayakdip • kayakod • Binge of kayakers • Kayla Kedziora • kayak drunk

Kayakdip

occurs when you dip your food in something on one end and then on the other so you won't double dip.

take one carrot and dip the bottom into the dip to gather dressing or sauce
then then take a bite
take the top and dip the top into the sauce or dip

then take a bite.

It is called a Kayakdip because the person first dips the bottom of the fruit or veggie or chip into the dressing and sauce then dips the top into the dressing or sauce.

Kayakdip by monkeyboo1 May 12, 2013

Kayaker

To talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story

Kelli kayakered my ears off last night.

Kayaker by Someone.youknow September 14, 2011

kayakod

(verb) to have someone fail to show up for a scheduled appointment or not return a phone call or email. To get blown off.

I had an appointment scheduled to receive a demo of their product but they kayakod me and didn't bother to show up.

kayakod by etothel March 11, 2011

Binge of kayakers

Collective noun phrase for a group of kayakers.

Clive: Sorry about the party crashing dude, I was on my way over an got followed by a binge of kayakers.

Mike: That's ok dude, they're more fun than that whinge of emos at the last one.

Binge of kayakers by Woodquay September 3, 2010

kayaker

One who suffers from herpes simplex B, otherwise known as genital herpes. Established by herpes medication comercials, where admitted sufferers of genital herpes participate in activities such as kayaking.

1. "What do you think of that girl?"
- "No dude, shes a definant kayaker."
2. "Shes pretty hot, eh?"
- "She's got da herps, she might as well be riding a kayak."

kayaker by Kevod October 25, 2006

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026