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Kaela Kovalskia
Kaela Kovalskia by Marin_Marin December 22, 2022
Kaila
The name Kaila is for a person that is a light in this world that you just don’t find anywhere else. She is gorgeous yet approachable, confident yet humble, and honest but considerate. The only negative is how she treats or sees herself- if only she knew what the rest of the world sees through all the darkness. However, Kaila always strives to be better and be the best because deep inside she knows she can be- hardworking and kind she inspires the downhearted and is a role model for those lacking motivation to be better.
Look into her eyes once and you’ll be hooked; especially at night under the northern stars or bright flashing lights of a night out. You always wanna be on the good side of her because her wrath can be fierce and justified. Stubborn yet understanding when she needs to be she is the balance people should seek in life.
What time you spend with her will be an everlasting memory you can’t help but remember and want to be back in because it’s safe, warm and perfect. We all appreciate Kaila's for existing, never change!!
Look into her eyes once and you’ll be hooked; especially at night under the northern stars or bright flashing lights of a night out. You always wanna be on the good side of her because her wrath can be fierce and justified. Stubborn yet understanding when she needs to be she is the balance people should seek in life.
What time you spend with her will be an everlasting memory you can’t help but remember and want to be back in because it’s safe, warm and perfect. We all appreciate Kaila's for existing, never change!!
Kalabe
Kalabe by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018
Kaela
Beautiful but doesn't know it.
Unique, smart, & has an amazing smile.
Deserves the absolute best in life.
She may not be a 10/10 but her personality is definitely worth getting to know her. Everyone loves her.
Shy but very outgoing once you get to know her. Hides her insecurities by being awkward yet hilarious.
The most kind and loyal girl.
She never breaks a promise and never tells others' secrets.
She gives, not requesting anything in return.
She doesn't need a reason to be nice.
She may be shy, but is open to meet new people.
She is never quick to judge unless she is given a reason to.
Don't break her down because she is already broken.
Unique, smart, & has an amazing smile.
Deserves the absolute best in life.
She may not be a 10/10 but her personality is definitely worth getting to know her. Everyone loves her.
Shy but very outgoing once you get to know her. Hides her insecurities by being awkward yet hilarious.
The most kind and loyal girl.
She never breaks a promise and never tells others' secrets.
She gives, not requesting anything in return.
She doesn't need a reason to be nice.
She may be shy, but is open to meet new people.
She is never quick to judge unless she is given a reason to.
Don't break her down because she is already broken.
Guy 1: Wow man, count yourself lucky that you actually know Kaela.
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. She's amazing.
Friend 1: I need to tell you something important.
Friend 2: Whoa, no. Stop right there. Go tell Kaela cause I'm gonna end up running my mouth haha
Friend 1: Oh, you're right. What was I thinking telling you?
Friend 2:.........-_-
Person 1: Omg I love Kaela.
Person 2: Who doesn't?
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. She's amazing.
Friend 1: I need to tell you something important.
Friend 2: Whoa, no. Stop right there. Go tell Kaela cause I'm gonna end up running my mouth haha
Friend 1: Oh, you're right. What was I thinking telling you?
Friend 2:.........-_-
Person 1: Omg I love Kaela.
Person 2: Who doesn't?
Kaela by thatsnotmynameq September 15, 2013
Kaalan
I don't see much I can say here... a kaalan is a kaalan. A kaalan can mean ANYTHING. Your pet frog, a pragein, oof, smelly. It is a verb, noun, adverb, adjective, determiner, pronoun, conjunction and preposition. On a grammar quiz, write 'kaalan' on it and GOOD FOR YOU! You aced your test. Just remember: DON'T SAY IT INFRONT OF SOMEONE WITH 'KAALAN' AT THE END OF THEIR NAME.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about how I lost my kaalans?
Guy 2: Yeah! Is it true that you kaalan-ed the kaalan to kaalan out of the kalaan?
MicroWigga: ...
Guy 2: Yeah! Is it true that you kaalan-ed the kaalan to kaalan out of the kalaan?
MicroWigga: ...
Kaalan by cockmoment November 16, 2019
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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