kawoon
kawoon is so hot
kawoon by hotguy1212 July 31, 2022
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kadoonka
The sound a turd makes when it hits the water. Usually followed by the splash back of water into the anus.
Naval officer 1 : "I think North Korea just tested another long range ballistic missile!"
Naval officer 2 : "Nah that was just Freddy dropping a kadoonka off the port bow."
Naval officer 2 : "Nah that was just Freddy dropping a kadoonka off the port bow."
kadoonka by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016
Karooned
Karooned is the next stage of drunk after Hooned and Para.
To qualify, the person must:
1. Be unable to find their house / room / accommodation
2. Vomit at least 3 times in 3 separate locations
The term can be used interchangeably with other phrases for 'extremely drunk', or for an intention to get to this state.
To qualify, the person must:
1. Be unable to find their house / room / accommodation
2. Vomit at least 3 times in 3 separate locations
The term can be used interchangeably with other phrases for 'extremely drunk', or for an intention to get to this state.
Katoon
Katoon is one of the most sweet and kindest girls of them all. She is selfless and cares very deeply for others and those around her. She values peace and harmony. She is a natural beauty, a goddess! She is well-liked among everyone, although she has a close group of friends whom she keeps close.
Kiwoong
Kiwoong is correctly pronounced "Key-Oong" but more popularly, "Key-Wong" holding the Wong as long as possible while putting up three fingers. This word is generally used to describe a certain sexual act such as a teabagthat a person has committed on another fellow person in front of other people. The three fingers is put up while yelling out kiwoong in front of the person who did the act.
You know how Chris has a crush on Beth? Well, he kiwoonged her to no end yesterday in lecture! Yo here comes Chris, KIWOONG!
Kiwoong by The Real Ki April 13, 2009
kwoon
Kwoon is a small post-rock band of seven members from France. Their name seems to derive from the Chinese word for a martial arts training hall, the equivalent of a Japanese dojo.
“…Perched on a cloud, Sandy put to the world a project. Reflection of its dreams from deep inside his imagination, Bruise and dreams saw the light of day"
“…Perched on a cloud, Sandy put to the world a project. Reflection of its dreams from deep inside his imagination, Bruise and dreams saw the light of day"
katoonky
katoonky by J_ROBB & J-PEEZY July 10, 2004
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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