Karooned

Karooned is the next stage of drunk after Hooned and Para.

To qualify, the person must:

1. Be unable to find their house / room / accommodation
2. Vomit at least 3 times in 3 separate locations

The term can be used interchangeably with other phrases for 'extremely drunk', or for an intention to get to this state.

I'm getting Karooned tonight. He was totally Karooned.

by King JE December 9, 2010

Karooned

The process of a particularly spectacular crash where one ends up in a precarious situation - a mixture of careened and marooned.

The car karooned across the A14.

My career has been totally karooned right now.

by PeteRedDog April 27, 2017

karsoned

To be poked in the behind by an oddly looking asian male. Widely known in China gay sex.

You see that kid over there; we Karsoned his ass yesterday.

by Karson Tsee January 25, 2008

Karsoned

When you get fucked so hard and orgasm so much that you're legit fucked up from it; penis drunk; high off cumming

I got Karsoned so hard I can't even think straight

by Dhxifjsjrkfjc December 2, 2019

Karoonda

A little place in the mallee, east of Adelaide in South Australia. "The Heart of the Mallee" is known for its massive sheep statue, its exceptionally clean public toilets, the annual Karoonda Farm Fair (take its name literally...), the apparently rare meteorite that fell so long ago that it's not that famous, and a massive storm that wiped out a lot of the town a couple of years back. Has a netball and football club that is generally awesome: the Mallee Magpies. Population is pretty small.

"I went to karoonda this weekend."
"Oh, the place with the big sheep?"

by bananas. April 21, 2009

Karsoned

The act of sending a meme that someone has previously sent to the group chat, making the meme less funny, ruining everyone’s good times.

“Cole Karsoned. I think it’s time we make a new group chat.”

by ballsackman1738 October 27, 2019