kavadouche 

A person under the influence of an intoxicating substance who attempts or has nonconsensual sex with another person under the influence or unconscious from an intoxicating substance.

One time during high school, my parents went away for the weekend. I invited some friends over. We found the keys to the liquor cabinet, and helped ourselves. All of us guys and girls had too much to drink. One thing led to another. Guys were bouncing off walls and girls passed out from having too much to drink. Some kavadouche took advantage of the situation and tried to have sex with one of the girls who passed out.

kavadouche by Greg Pitt October 5, 2018

kardouchean 

1. An extremely annoying family that is only famous because one of them made a sex tape with a rapper. They deserve neither fame nor fortune.

2. Someone who is only willing to have sex with athletes or black guys.

3. Someone who will do anything to not have to do anything, and gets payed to do it.

4. To be famous only because someone in in your family is a slut.

Keeping up with the kardoucheans is the worst show ever!

" What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? "-Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) on the kardoucheans

You know what kim, you need to leave this show. You need to go kim, you're rude.-Nikki Sixx attempting to interview kim kardouchean

kardouchean by TurkTurkleton December 28, 2011

Kadouche 

Kadouche is an Arabic Lebanese slang for a wrap sandwich, literally it means a bite to eat. Kadouche is also the name of a Lebanese bakery franchise that started in Dubai the United Arab Emirates.

Can you make me a kadouche?

Kadouche by zayraoun May 23, 2010

Kardoucheian

Anyone who watches or has watched, participated in or otherwise gained entertainment value of any kind from watching "Meet the Kardashians".

Check out that Kardoucheian watching that fucking meaningless show "Meet the Kardashians", what an asshole!

Kardoucheian by MHL425 December 18, 2014

Kardouchean 

Someone with the ability to convince themselves and their feeble minded followers that they are relevant, when in reality they function primarily, as a skank ass, sperm gurgling, cum bucket.

OMG, I used to let my daughter listen to Miley Cyrus, but after she Kardoucheaned on that music show she is whore non grata in this house.

Kardouchean by Barnwood July 14, 2014

kadouche 

A giant douche bag, an asshole, or a bitch

Chandler is a kadouche

kadouche by Caarrrlllliiiiieeeeee January 29, 2007

kaidouche 

hot sexy funny cool person 🤤🤤🤤 best baka ever 🥺🥺🥺🙌🏻🙌🏻

“hey have you heard of kaidouche?”
“omg... b-b-baka..? zaddy? m-mOMMMAAAAAA”
*bites lip*

kaidouche by baka.uwu.11037.hahafuck March 13, 2021