Definitions by Barnwood

Kardouchean 

Someone with the ability to convince themselves and their feeble minded followers that they are relevant, when in reality they function primarily, as a skank ass, sperm gurgling, cum bucket.

OMG, I used to let my daughter listen to Miley Cyrus, but after she Kardoucheaned on that music show she is whore non grata in this house.

Kardouchean by Barnwood July 14, 2014

Oklahoma Biscuit 

An Oklahoma biscuit is a large, grotesque, venereal wart covering the entire head of a penis. Not to confused with a Pennsylvania ridge line

That girl is so ugly, it looks like someone pounded her in the face with an Oklahoma Biscuit

Oklahoma Biscuit by Barnwood February 7, 2012

Pennsylvania ridge line 

When three or more venereal warts grow in a straight line on the shaft of a penis. Not to be confused with an Oklahoma biscuit.

That skank chipped a tooth on my Pennsylvania ridge line so I punched her.

Pennsylvania ridge line by Barnwood February 7, 2012