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Catholic with Taliban tendencies.

While the average Catholic is harmless, a Katoliban is armed with special powers vested upon him/her by the Magisterium to rid the world of the infidels (that means adherents of other religions, atheists, agnostics, deists, Satanists, pagans).

A Katoliban is a Church apologist who will never apologize for offending other people's beliefs but will insist that everyone else should respect his.

A Katoliban believes his/her country is a Vatican colony therefore all State affairs must conform to the teachings of the Magisterium. Fuck the Bible, the Magisterium is the shit you have to believe.

A priest is not necessarily a Katoliban. Ironically, the most rabid ones are lay people.

The only difference between a Katoliban and a Taliban is a modified AK-47.
A Katoliban will oppose Reproductive Health citing Vatican documents teaching that contraception is immoral.
Katoliban by FifthHorseman August 5, 2011
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Katoon is one of the most sweet and kindest girls of them all. She is selfless and cares very deeply for others and those around her. She values peace and harmony. She is a natural beauty, a goddess! She is well-liked among everyone, although she has a close group of friends whom she keeps close.
"Kat is such a model!"
"Katoon is absolutely gorgeous!"
"She is so caring and sweet. I admire her dearly."
Katoon by Anemoia December 29, 2020
Quite an interesting town in the Blue Mountains, which houses among others, westies, junkies, hippies, "artists".Most people are in a band or trying to form one.
Katoomba also functions as a kind of nursing home for burn outs from Newtown.
Let's stop off at Katoomba to see the Winter Magic Festival on our way to Byron Bay.
Katoomba by sylvy September 23, 2006
A horse. Usually wearing the color red.
I am bringing my kids over to the petting zoo today. I hope Katoothy is out of the barn so they can hand-feed her hay.
Katoothy by Pat McGroin696969 August 5, 2011
a unique combination of two awesome people chosen by the universe to see the one and only seafaring unicorn that has the ability to jet-ski through the mountains and is in command of both land and sea elements. no one besides the chosen "katolas" can see such a creature, and thus stir up some jealousy from other parties who do not have such a privilege.
Bob: "yo, KATOLAS, what exactly does a seafaring unicorn look like, anyways?"

KATOLAS: "if we told you, we'd have to kill you."
Katolas by spankycookie September 30, 2010

katoonky 

I'm gonna hit that katoonky tonight!
katoonky by J_ROBB & J-PEEZY July 10, 2004
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