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Katoliban
Catholic with Taliban tendencies.
While the average Catholic is harmless, a Katoliban is armed with special powers vested upon him/her by the Magisterium to rid the world of the infidels (that means adherents of other religions, atheists, agnostics, deists, Satanists, pagans).
A Katoliban is a Church apologist who will never apologize for offending other people's beliefs but will insist that everyone else should respect his.
A Katoliban believes his/her country is a Vatican colony therefore all State affairs must conform to the teachings of the Magisterium. Fuck the Bible, the Magisterium is the shit you have to believe.
A priest is not necessarily a Katoliban. Ironically, the most rabid ones are lay people.
The only difference between a Katoliban and a Taliban is a modified AK-47.
While the average Catholic is harmless, a Katoliban is armed with special powers vested upon him/her by the Magisterium to rid the world of the infidels (that means adherents of other religions, atheists, agnostics, deists, Satanists, pagans).
A Katoliban is a Church apologist who will never apologize for offending other people's beliefs but will insist that everyone else should respect his.
A Katoliban believes his/her country is a Vatican colony therefore all State affairs must conform to the teachings of the Magisterium. Fuck the Bible, the Magisterium is the shit you have to believe.
A priest is not necessarily a Katoliban. Ironically, the most rabid ones are lay people.
The only difference between a Katoliban and a Taliban is a modified AK-47.
A Katoliban will oppose Reproductive Health citing Vatican documents teaching that contraception is immoral.
Katoliban by FifthHorseman August 5, 2011
Katoon
Katoon is one of the most sweet and kindest girls of them all. She is selfless and cares very deeply for others and those around her. She values peace and harmony. She is a natural beauty, a goddess! She is well-liked among everyone, although she has a close group of friends whom she keeps close.
Katolas
a unique combination of two awesome people chosen by the universe to see the one and only seafaring unicorn that has the ability to jet-ski through the mountains and is in command of both land and sea elements. no one besides the chosen "katolas" can see such a creature, and thus stir up some jealousy from other parties who do not have such a privilege.
Bob: "yo, KATOLAS, what exactly does a seafaring unicorn look like, anyways?"
KATOLAS: "if we told you, we'd have to kill you."
KATOLAS: "if we told you, we'd have to kill you."
Katolas by spankycookie September 30, 2010