kastan

A term used to address a castrated male human who has no balls and has to be an absolute dick to the whole world to try to prove himself. The word is a combination of “castrated” and “man”, and was shortened to “castan”. It’s said that the C was switched for a K to make the term less offensively obvious.

Owen: “see that kid doing wheelies on his bike in the middle of the mall what the hell is wrong with him”
Z-man: “he’s a kastan”
Owen: “o shit that explains it”
Z-man: “yea he’s tryna be cool but ig he doesn’t notice every body’s Mclaughing at him”

by Bike Lovin’ mf August 28, 2024