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Kalimba
A instrument that can have 5-21 keys. It fits in your hand and you pluck the keys with your fingers.
Kalimba by Anne Boleyn the queen April 17, 2021
kalimba
An species quite like chewbaca from star wars. The generator for the kalimba's natural habitat was destroyed when kim jong un decided to hack sony. There are an estimated 26 kalimbai left in the world. Please help save the kalimba by backing up your data on your ps3 or ps4.
kalimba by Carl the kalimba January 19, 2015
kaimbaya
kasima
0rigin: Kasima is derived from the Latin word Káspá, ("ghost", "friendly ghost","Ghost of pickaxe"), usually sited on Fort-de-Night
Arabic meaning: elegant woman, beautiful
Arabic meaning: elegant woman, beautiful
kasima by The gaykiller 4 November 22, 2021
kasimia
Kasimia’s are the type of person who doesn’t take shit from anyone! They stand up for themselves and their family and friends when they are threatened. However, this does not make them intimidating, just driven. They can be a little naive at times, and don’t always have the best common sense! They are always friendly, accepting, and very down to earth people. Having a kasimia in your life is a benefit like no other.
Amy: Thanks for helping me out today! That stupid karen was so rude when I served her food to her!
Grace: no problem! Bitches like her need to be put in place! You’re a great friend to me and should not take this shit!
Amy: aww hahah you’re such a kasimia!
Grace: no problem! Bitches like her need to be put in place! You’re a great friend to me and should not take this shit!
Amy: aww hahah you’re such a kasimia!
kasimia by lolapeters7 November 23, 2021
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