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An species quite like chewbaca from star wars. The generator for the kalimba's natural habitat was destroyed when kim jong un decided to hack sony. There are an estimated 26 kalimbai left in the world. Please help save the kalimba by backing up your data on your ps3 or ps4.
"Oh look! Its a kalimba!"
kalimba by Carl the kalimba January 19, 2015
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A musical instrument that’s played using your fingertips or fingernails to pluck its flattened metal screws, also called a thumb piano
I taught myself to play the kalimba.
kalimba by bluestinger66 September 11, 2022
That one Mr. Scruff Song that ended up in Windows 7 that's really groovy
"I remember this song" - A
"Yeah its Kalimba! That one track in windows 7!" - B
"Fuck that's groovy" - B
Kalimba by AutumnEsc April 13, 2024
is the most loving person. Kalimah's are the best people to hang around.
kalimah is the Best loving person. Kalimah's are the best people hang around.
kalimah by kalimahs October 23, 2020
biggest pimp to ever walk the face of the earth. Outlawed from south beach, miami, and most of the west coast because of the danger of screaming women in bikinis
Kaliman caused a mid sized riot at the beach by simply taking off his shirt
kaliman by Brabit October 5, 2003

kalimaka 

The act of being extremely fly; cool; great; amazing; and or awesome
kalimaka by Michael Madden June 28, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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