by kartoshka January 01, 2009
The absolute homie. Descended from the mad lad Russians themselves, he is built like a potato and if anyone mentions it, will slap the potatoes out of you.
Person 1: Hey Anthony! Have you ever thought about working out?
Person 2: Shhhh! That's not just Anthony, that's Antoshka Kartoshka! Now he'll slap the centrifuge fucking shit balls out of you, you idiot!
Person 2: Shhhh! That's not just Anthony, that's Antoshka Kartoshka! Now he'll slap the centrifuge fucking shit balls out of you, you idiot!
by Dried Up Vag June 05, 2023