kardashiwank 

The act of being horny but tired to the point that you can only be bothered to Google Kim Kardashian for a cheeky five knuckle shuffle.

I was knackered last night so I just had a Kardashiwank.

kardashiwank by Mr AAnderson July 29, 2016

Kardashian

Annoying phenomenon.

We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.

Kardashian by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021

kardashianism 

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.

After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.

kardashianism by Stewardess14 May 10, 2014

The Kardashians 

Every type of cancer.

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"

The Kardashians by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016

Kunt Kardashian 

slang from Kim Kardashian and her dumb, rich, bitch, greedy attitudes and her slutty lifestyle.

Kim: I just made 18 Million on my wedding!
Random person: Yeah and it only lasted 72 days....
Random person 2: There's starving children in Africa you Kunt Kardashian

Kunt Kardashian by Kris Humphries November 3, 2011

Kourtney Kardashian 

The only Kardashian-Jenner that realizes that it isn't about affording, it's about radiation while Khloe Kardashian is telling her to die with a good Snapchat going through.

"It's not about affording, it's about radiation."
-Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian by evelynjean May 20, 2020

Kardashian

to be made out of plastic

James: That girl looks plastic.
Antonio: Oh wow! must be a Kardashian

Kardashian by Kidswillbekids September 8, 2019