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Jack Karagoz
karagoz by jack karagoz June 28, 2004
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karagiozis 

Karagiozis or Karaghiozis (Greek Καραγκιόζης, from Turkish Karagöz) is a shadow puppet and fictional character of Greek folklore derived from the Ottoman Turkish Karagöz. He is the main character of the tales narrated in the Greek shadow-puppet theatre. Karagöz in Turkish means 'black-eye', and it is the origin of this character's name.

In slung it is used as as synonym to malakas, clown,poser, someone who is ridiculous, someone who says something ridiculous. Also used in football for someone who loses a great chance for goal etc.

He is karagiozis, look what he just did, he send the ball out while he was alone with the goalpost.

Are you karagiozis? you ridiculed yourself again? What were you thinking?

I hate the karagiozis (des for many) playing rackets on the beach thinking they are fucking Federer or something.
karagiozis by panossak February 26, 2009

KaraÐoz 

A recently discovered folklore from Croatia, KaraÐoz is a mischievous creature approximately 2 to 6 inches in height with the appearance of a caveman covered in full length body hair (no skin visible through the hair.) With tiny black eyes and tiny razor teeth, the KaraÐoz is said to live in the walls of people who seem to always have troubles with their environment. The KaraÐoz is most known for eating or chewing on electrical cabling within the walls of homes.

As with many regional folklores and mythology, this one has crossed the globe and found its way to America, but with the mis-translation to CuttaJoes (phonetic pronunciation of KaraÐoz) . The myth is the same though, with the CuttaJoes playing pranks and wreaking general havoc in the dwellings of those that continually have bad luck.
If one were to have continuing problems with their cable television, it would be said that maybe they have "the KaraÐoz lurking about".
KaraÐoz by genshi March 25, 2005

karagiozis 

Greek slang for clown, jackass, fool, imbecile, idiot, actor - see malakas
aftos o karagiozis prospathouse na gamisi tin mana moy.
karagiozis by Moustache November 8, 2003
a sexy Turkish family with annoying kids
oh look at Jack, he must be a part of the Karagol's... ugh*
karagol by ansdiughao;shgoabdfgo;n August 10, 2021

Zeynep Karagol 

Zeynep is the most beautiful hard working girl I have ever met, she is the love of my life and is just amazingly perfect.
She likes Artic Monkeys and loves her Best Friends (aka Havin)
Zeynep is smart, and likeable by everyone because she is so charasmatic and perfect, she is just.. amazing.

Everyone has a crush on Zeynep because she is the most sexiest person alive.
She is together with Filip (The guy making this) and they're happily together.
The whole world loves a Zeynep and thinks she is extremely nice.

Zeynep is the bestest of the best, the most perfect being in the world, the sexiest and most likeable.

just... perfect.. zey...
Zeynep Karagol is perfect!
Everyone wishes to be Zeynep Karagol

Zeynep Karagol 

Zeynep is the most beautiful hard working girl I have ever met, she is the love of my life and is just amazingly perfect.
She likes Artic Monkeys and loves her Best Friends (aka Havin)
Zeynep is smart, and likeable by everyone because she is so charasmatic and perfect, she is just.. amazing.

Everyone has a crush on Zeynep because she is the most sexiest person alive.
She is together with Filip (The guy making this) and they're happily together.
The whole world loves a Zeynep and thinks she is extremely nice.

Zeynep is the bestest of the best, the most perfect being in the world, the sexiest and most likeable.

just... perfect.. zey...
Zeynep Karagol is perfect!
Everyone wishes to be Zeynep Karagol
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