kambob 

A Kekistani person of high IQ who keeps to themselves, has no social life and is widely considered as an incel.

Have you heard the news?

No.

The Great KAMBOB just went public!

kambob by the great KAMBOB January 21, 2018

Atlantic Shish-kabob 

Originating in the rural Iowa town of Atlantic. This has been described as an anti-social act in which the male participant inserts an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables into the woman’s vagina. He then consumes the contents of the vagina in such a voracious way that it induces vomiting. Some of the emesis covering the male’s erect penis allowing for lubrication to anally penetrate the woman participant and thus completing the shish-kabob.

Billy was explaining to his friends how shit got pretty weird last night when he couldn't find his KY and had to give the old lady the Atlantic Shish-kabob.

Atlantic Shish-kabob by Constance Beemer December 17, 2008

afghan kabob 

Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...

These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut

afghan kabob by KZ March 12, 2005

Douche-kabob 

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.

He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.

Douche-kabob by Friskycummings March 11, 2016

Kamau Kambon 

Kamau Kambon is a former North Carolina State University visiting professor of African-American Studies.

He is probably most famous (or notorious) for a speech delivered October 14, 2005, at Howard University, urging genocide of whites, saying, "We have to exterminate white people off the face of the planet to solve this problem of racial injustice." Footage of this speech is readily available as of July 14, 2006, and was apparently aired on C-SPAN (author realizes no one watches C-SPAN).

He supports his argument by calling the modern world an "international plantation," with each white man a plantation owner. He claims that all whites want to rape and kill blacks, citing "Pulp Fiction" as evidence of white bloodlust (this citation confuses the author, who does not understand what segment of the film Mr. Kambon is alluding to).

Mr. Kambon has a website (author does not know what the politically correct term for Mr. Kambon's association with said website--ownership, ) at www.blacknificent.com. The website seems devoid of any statements regarding genocide, instead offering links and inspirational tidbits about African-American culture, legacy, struggle and history.

I don't know 'bout you, but to me Kamau Kambon just proves that you don't have to be white to be a racist dick.

To any black people: I am white, and I don't want to kill you. You go do your thing, I'll go do mine, and we can all get along and maybe later we can do something fun, like clearcutting in Brazil or playing tag around Chernobyl or something. And won't that be fun?

Kamau Kambon by [dp] leviathan July 14, 2006

Smush Kabob 

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.

Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight

Smush Kabob by abckickit August 17, 2011

fist kabobbing 

A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.

I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.

fist kabobbing by Luke64 December 10, 2008