KABOBfest

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An amalgamation of pseudo-bohemian, kuffiyeh wearing, proto-typical non-conformists who identify as being either Arab or Muslim-friendly within a post-9-11 context and sit around all day competing for that one moment of self aggrandizing glory in which they seemingly hog the intellectual spotlight within pointless, shallow conversations related to Middle East affairs just to temporarily fulfill an insatiable thirst for appearing knowledgeable. These types of people are often found in Cafés checking their Facebook profiles on laptop computers and blogging about nothing terribly important.

Look at those dirty activists wearing $95 designer Che Guevara t-shirts, they're such a KABOBfest!

KABOBfest by Programmer Buydatti March 2, 2008

Words you can keep

kabobfest

A group of unique, educated individuals, with independent and autonomous viewpoints, brought together with an informed passion about issues pertaining to the Middle East and the Arab diaspora, and frequently subjected to racist attacks by dishonest and intellectually inferior people unable to address their message (thus resorting to attacking the messenger).

That kabobfest was maliciously accused of supporting O.B.L. by a sad and lonely programmer.

kabobfest by Um Craig March 4, 2008

Related Words

KABOBfest • kebab fest

KABOBfest

Eating lots of camel meat at one sitting, while pontificating about sand.

The desert nomads gathered together for the weekly KABOBfest.

KABOBfest by Mohammad Will March 4, 2008

kabobfest

O.B.L. fanclub members who like to blame America and Israel for EVERYTHING!

The President of Iran is such a kabobfest, it is so annoying.

kabobfest by Diana Mugg March 3, 2008

Kabob Fest

A gathering where there the male/female ratio is inordinately skewed male. Like a sausage fest but more Mediterranean.

Karl: How was that new Moroccan mint tea bar you went to yesterday?
Brad: The mint tea was minty but it was a total Kabob Fest.
Brant: I had the lamb.
Tim: Ha!

Kabob Fest by Pondmonkey January 23, 2009

Kebabfest

Any gathering of numerous South Asian or Muslim men and few or no women. Often gatherings with activities consisting of eating greasy food, playing or watching sports or videogames, going out to the movies, or sitting in basements.

Thursday night was a total kebabfest--20 Pakistani dudes, pizza, wings, and zero chicks.

Kebabfest by sakibkh March 27, 2009

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026