Kabob

A guy who has the potential to stalk you for the next few years.

That guy i meant last night is a total kabob

by kabobhater November 9, 2012

Kabob

A male-female-male threesome whereby the female is skewered by the two males' cocks - one in her pussy and the other in her asshole.

She likes to be kabobbed by two guys at once.

by Kabobbee September 10, 2013

kabob

To fuck a really tight girl when you have a huge cock

"Damn, did you hear about Cheyenne? She got totally kabobed last night!"

by Fluffy Daddy 69 November 10, 2009

kabob

A type Arabic/Middle Eastern food made of ground beef or chicken,
and is either

A. placed onto sticks (skewers) in a log shape and barbecued.
B. flattened out (like a small pancake) and fried.
shish kabob beef kabob chicken kabob kobeda

"Dude come over, my mom is making kabob"
"The kabob I ordered at the restaurant was soo good."

by booii August 24, 2007

kabob

The act of skewering your member with vegetables and forcing yourself into some one else's a orifice, doesn't really matter which.

Man, we just kabobed the crap out of you, how did it taste?

by qrczoy February 28, 2008

kabob

Verb form of the noun kabob (cubes of meat (as lamb or beef) marinated and cooked with vegetables usually on a skewer), often used comically when saying one has done something(sometimes randomly in place of other verbs).

Man, you really kabobed that test (used in place of messed up, or screwed up).

by samiam12billion July 28, 2008

Kabob

Two or more gay men sitting on a flag pole where it goes through their anus and out their mouth. This resembles the food.

Neighbor 1: What the hell!
Neighbor 2: What is it?
Neighbor 1: Brian and Rick are kabobing on my flag pole again!
Neighbor 2: Only fags kabob!
Neighbor 1: We should go bowling. Maybe when we come back they will be gone.
Neighbor 2: Alright.

by Jackoncracknmeth April 7, 2023