kaluber 

a wonderful boy who shines like the sun, he has the cutest face and dimples in the world and he is also the best cs:go, chess and belote player, he is an angel.

Did you saw that ace on train? Yes, kaluber did it!
Did you met the most beautiful person? Yes, it was kaluber!

kaluber by 5522367 March 21, 2021

Stinky Kalber

The act of deficating in the middle of a public area with others present. Made famous by a man named Max.

John pulled a stinky kalber the other night on 24th street.

Stinky Kalber by Jeff McKracken August 22, 2006

kalbert 

Combination of Kirk and Alberts, supposedly this guy has penis more than 2 times as wide as it is long, probably jsut a sick urban legend.

omfg THAT is a kalbert!

kalbert by East-Kentucky September 17, 2003

klauber 

one bad-a mofo

That guy's pretty cool, but he's no Klauber.

klauber by 5ku11 February 3, 2010

kalbert 

Shoving a fat round salami stick up your arse. (can use one of those dog food sausage things, yuuuuuuuuuuk!)

When Bob had finished cumming in her mouth, he decided to give her a kalbert with a 12 inch long, 5 inch wide, bavarian salami.

kalbert by Joe-Dirty September 17, 2003

kau-klauber 

A type of metaphor in which the relation between tenor and vehicle is so tenuous that the teen agent has left the slaughterhouse, so to speak. Elvis and abattoir recline in agist spurge, a cow cannot understand the bolt before the blow, i.e. ante-cere-bellum-blown-out -- the serendippitydo-dah of the youngering 70s killdren slayed and escapaded before a klein of narrative nippledumb. Thens the phrase, "cow clobber metaphor."

I just gave one. I just gave one again. (get it?)

kau-klauber by Morty McBluntkunt February 14, 2005

kalbert 

fallic deformity common among overweight caucasian, in which the penis is a least 2 times wider than it is long.

his kalbert was to wide to fit

kalbert by robert liu May 19, 2003