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Someone that purchases goods with the original intent to keep them, but once they arrive the goods are sold for a profit because they are no longer desired by the original buyer.
Jamie always buys keyboard kits and no longer wants them, so he ends up selling them like a kalper!
Kalper by CravingPlank December 26, 2021
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Kappersbandje 

Mocking nickname for musical bands who make their appearance on mainstream talk-shows. Over acting, copying the style of populair British & US bands, excessive attention to style, fashion & hair do, and poor musical skills are typical for these type of bands.
The tv-host just asked for a round of applause for yet another kappersbandje.
Kappersbandje by Sneb October 29, 2012
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Kalergization 

the process of diluting a nations' culture, history and gene pool through mass immigration, birth rate differences and interbreeding, in order to make them rootless, nationally and behaviorally disunited and easier to control.

Named after Swiss-Japanese globalist and European Union founding father Count Coudenhove Kalergi and his "Kalergi Plan" to create a globalist world order by forcing the wipeout of the White race and the formation of a "Euraso-Negroid" population which would be rootless and less capable of or less compelled to question authority, ruled over by a globalist elite of Jews and other hand-picked

other word forms Kalergizing, Kalergized, Kalergizable, Unkalergizable, etc. etc.
"10% of Sweden is made up of muslims, Arabs, Afghans, Somalis, and the number will pass 20% in a few decades. The majority of rapes are by these minorities, but the Swedish state refuses to publish reports on ethnic data, and the Swedish media constantly attacks the notion of Swedish identity and denies the existence of ethnic Swedes. Its a slippery slope into Kalergization."

"France is becoming Kalergized at an alarming rate. Soon there will be more Mosques than there are Churches, the Arab and Black populations are rapidly outbreeding the native French, and interracial propaganda is repeatedly broadcast through the media, on campus and in pornography."
Kalergization by Schlomosa September 19, 2018

Kaeperpekpek 

What Filipinos who hate the 49ers, call Niners quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Pek pek means pussy in Tagalog.
If we can't stop Kaeperpekpek on this drive, we are going to lose the Super Bowl!
Kaeperpekpek by Extra Mayo February 9, 2013

kaspered 

Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.

This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"

Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".

(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
kaspered by coneman March 25, 2013

Kacper Debski

A big gay polish boy that has a buzz cut. Spends all his money on weed so he is always broke. Cycles everywhere.
Kacper Debski by Yeah uh Yeah Ok September 27, 2018
kasper is kasper
Kasper: i am kasper
other person: wow you're kasper
Kasper by sexymaster58 September 14, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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