A smart, funny, incredible person who is an amazing programmer and loves to read. He is one of the most naturally gifted people on Earth, and never stops working. He tackles the toughest problem no matter how hard it may seem and never gives up, even when his very teacher hates his coolness. He also can get a piece of chocolate cake from the fridge because of his sheer awesomeness.

Dang kaleab, you got a big slice of cake!

kaleab by iEnder October 31, 2017

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kalabule

A word of West African origin (used primarily in the West African nation of Ghana).

1. Organized & premeditated con-artistry.
2. Blatant trickery committed for personal economic gain.
3. The illegal buying and selling of controlled goods.

The way Tetteh fooled Akin into buying them elevator passes for that one story building was true kalabule.

Shaquandafua was practicing that kalabule when she got $500 from EACH guy she claimed fathered her baby.

Oware is selling stolen guns over the internet 5 for $200, check his blog for details.

kalabule by Swell Emmanuel May 22, 2006

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kalab

A Kalab will make you laugh , when nothing else can. A Kalab will make your face hurt from the amount of smiling you'll do. A Kalab is the best kind of guy you'll ever come across, so if you're lucky enough meet a Kalab don't let him slip through your fingers... you probably wont find another one. They are like an endangered species in the world of men.

He is such a Kalab!

kalab by #starchild# October 24, 2014

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Källaroskuld

En vanlig benämning som används fritt lokalt i Kalmar, Sverige. Betyder att man blev av med sin oskuld i en källare.

Visste du att Jonas gick på en fest i helgen och blev av med sin källaroskuld?

Källaroskuld by Drakarna October 10, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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