A smart, funny, incredible person who is an amazing programmer and loves to read. He is one of the most naturally gifted people on Earth, and never stops working. He tackles the toughest problem no matter how hard it may seem and never gives up, even when his very teacher hates his coolness. He also can get a piece of chocolate cake from the fridge because of his sheer awesomeness.
1. Organized & premeditated con-artistry.
2. Blatant trickery committed for personal economic gain.
3. The illegal buying and selling of controlled goods.
The way Tetteh fooled Akin into buying them elevator passes for that one story building was true kalabule.
Shaquandafua was practicing that kalabule when she got $500 from EACH guy she claimed fathered her baby.
Oware is selling stolen guns over the internet 5 for $200, check his blog for details.
A Kalab will make you laugh , when nothing else can. A Kalab will make your face hurt from the amount of smiling you'll do. A Kalab is the best kind of guy you'll ever come across, so if you're lucky enough meet a Kalab don't let him slip through your fingers... you probably wont find another one. They are like an endangered species in the world of men.