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Kalean is an amazing person inside and out! He may have some anger issues and a short temper, but you gotta love him. He’s a fun person to be around. Loves the outside world. He has a really big heart and cares about people he loves. Crazy all the time but one of the nicest and kind hearted people you’ll ever meet.
I love being around kalean. He’s pretty damn amazing 💕
kalean by Karl Malone July 11, 2019
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The Kalean 

The Kalean is typically a black male with a very large erect penis. Hes at 7 inches but is pushing on 8.
Person 1: Looks its the kalean.

Person 2: Come on Kalean! push on 8!
The Kalean by Susextrovert November 18, 2021
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Kalea is a girl with a crazy, weird, and overall goofy personality! Kalea loves to socialize, make friends, and hang out. She’s basically a social butterfly. She enjoys hanging out with other friends who have the same goofy personality as her. She is always joking around and making her peers have a good laugh. Many people enjoy being around Kalea, but at the same time there are a lot of people who hate her. Despite the hate she gets from some people, Kalea doesn’t care because she is generally a very carefree person. She doesn’t let anything get to her. She just keeps on smiling! Kalea is also a very popular girl who has friends almost anywhere she goes. Kalea always keeps her grades up and is very responsible and trustworthy. She usually likes to keep away from the boys because they aren’t worth her time. Kalea is also mean sometimes but she never intends to hurt anyone, she’s just messing around! But she’s also very kind, giving, sympathetic, and thoughtful. She’s the type of girl who will always be willing to hang out on the weekends, give you presents on your birthday, and be there for you when you’re sad. Anyone named Kalea is a very rare person to find. If you come across a Kalea, be her friend and cherish your relationship with her. You don’t wanna lose Kalea because that would be a horrible mistake. Kalea is one of the most unique people in the world so if you lose her, you’re going to miss out on a lot of memories, laughs, and fun!
Kalea is the craziest girl I’ve ever met!

Kalea is really nice to me!

Kalea is one of the most hilarious people in the world!

Kalea is always making me laugh!
Kalea by 💞💍 November 27, 2018
Kalea is a good looking girl. She is very smart. Kalea loves all her friends. Kalea is a very weird and funny person everyone wants to be around her. She is okay with a lot of things. Kalea likes to defend her friends. Kalea is also a very sporty person. Kalea is an amazingly wonderful girl.
Kalea is a person that brings joy to others.
Kalea by BMSBaller January 13, 2015

kaljantai 

Kaljantai is a finnish name of the day u get drunk.
It can be any day of the week.
Yayyy, it's kaljantai today !
kaljantai by iippa February 27, 2009
the most awesome person you can ever very shy at first but has opened up up out of her cage and will make you laugh she is a true nut
wow you should be more like kalyana
kalyana by ovjnb]pgadn January 24, 2018

God Kalyan

God of destruction in the religion - Sudraism
Quite similar looking to the God of destruction Beerus
"Did you hear about that? God Kalyan just destroyed another planet."
God Kalyan by Sudraist January 15, 2017
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