6 definitions by Susextrovert

bald fucker

a bald fucker is a person that has cancer, and has a clean ass head

person 1: lmao look at that bald fucker

person 2: dude chill out, she has stage 4 cancer

by Susextrovert November 18, 2021

The Kalean

The Kalean is typically a black male with a very large erect penis. Hes at 7 inches but is pushing on 8.

Person 1: Looks its the kalean.

Person 2: Come on Kalean! push on 8!

by Susextrovert November 18, 2021

ridester

A ridester is someone who owns a chopper motor cycle with flames on the side and a very long exhaust pipe. They where a combat helmet and have the music very loud with a stern look on their face. They usually have a short pecker.

Person 1: damn look at that chad

Person 2: that is not a chad, that is a ridester

by Susextrovert November 18, 2021

Alaskan Pillow Case

During an orgy, every one takes a shit in a pillow case and then proceeds to freeze the shit filled case in an ice box for 2 days until the shit grows brown crystals. Then every one proceeds to pass the pillow case around and eat the inside like its ice cream. Then when everyone's breath smells like shit, that's when everyone blows each other until everyone's scrotum turns pink from inflammation.

Person 1:Hey want to have another orgy?

Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.

by Susextrovert November 18, 2021

cum in 40 seconds

this game will make you cum in 40 seconds, just click to play.

stop fucking telling me to play this game. I dont want to cum in 40 seconds

by Susextrovert November 18, 2021

Monkeye

A monkeye is tipicaly a black or african man. Usually has the name of Kalean.

person 1: look is that george floyed?

person 2: no, thats just another monkeye in its natural habbitat

by Susextrovert November 18, 2021