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kadoonka 

The sound a turd makes when it hits the water. Usually followed by the splash back of water into the anus.
Naval officer 1 : "I think North Korea just tested another long range ballistic missile!"
Naval officer 2 : "Nah that was just Freddy dropping a kadoonka off the port bow."
kadoonka by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016
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Karooned 

Karooned is the next stage of drunk after Hooned and Para.

To qualify, the person must:

1. Be unable to find their house / room / accommodation
2. Vomit at least 3 times in 3 separate locations

The term can be used interchangeably with other phrases for 'extremely drunk', or for an intention to get to this state.
I'm getting Karooned tonight. He was totally Karooned.
Karooned by King JE December 9, 2010
Katoon is one of the most sweet and kindest girls of them all. She is selfless and cares very deeply for others and those around her. She values peace and harmony. She is a natural beauty, a goddess! She is well-liked among everyone, although she has a close group of friends whom she keeps close.
"Kat is such a model!"
"Katoon is absolutely gorgeous!"
"She is so caring and sweet. I admire her dearly."
Katoon by Anemoia December 29, 2020
When a guys' penis is erect. Or when he quickly becomes horny and its like his penis woke up and is standing upright.
1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot my dick went Kaklonk!

2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!

erection erect
Kaklonk by stiffwilly July 8, 2011
Kakoos is a South Indian word that means toilet, in Malayalam, Tamil and Kannada. Also is used as a slang for bullshit. Today the usage of this word "Kakoos" is popular among people, predominantly urban youth and some cocky oldies, who wish to add a cool quotient to their vocabulary. It's the next big thing after Bollocks.
few examples of popular usage.
1. "I will not take your kakoos".
2. "Don't give me Kakoos".
3. "You are full of Kakoos"
4. "You are Kakoosing me".

katoonky 

I'm gonna hit that katoonky tonight!
katoonky by J_ROBB & J-PEEZY July 10, 2004