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Kwonversation 

the act of conversing with a Kwon, typically about something pointless and strangely humorous.
so yesterday I had a deep kwonversation at the nail salon(;
Kwonversation by Kwon loveeerr(; November 13, 2011

kronkers 

Those are some nice kronkers you got there, Bill.
It's too hot for kronkers today
kronkers by kronkmaster July 23, 2017

kabonkers 

When someone has big boobies and the nipples almost poke your eyes out.
Woooah!! Check out the kabonkers on Angelina Jolie!
kabonkers by prince of pershia December 30, 2008

Kankerstaafje 

Dutch word for cigarette, real translation: Cancerstick.

Also used for dicks with a tumor.
1.
Hee Sjon, If you don't give me a freaking kankerstaafje right now, i'll get frustrated, witch might result in Me kiling You.

2.
Hee Sjon, I really did want to give you a blowjob, but you dick looks terrible, are you sure you ain't got a kankerstaafje?
Kankerstaafje by Dutch dude October 2, 2009

klonkers 

Another name for ladder golf balls.
I threw the klonkers across the gym onto the ladder golf ladder.
klonkers by RickyRips May 17, 2017

kajongers 

wow look at the kajongers on her.
kajongers by mistified lady April 22, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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