kabar

The best knife in the world, used in many American wars to stab many bad people. The kabar model has been modernized and users still enjoy its presence today.

people who sleep next to a kabar at night always sleep easy

by Balaenoptera_musculus February 8, 2020

Flag

Get the kabar mug.

Ka-Bar

A utility/fighting knife first issued to the USMC during WWII. It served as a can opener, a trench digger, a log splitter, and proved useful in cutting roots, wire, and cable. Of course, when necessary, the Ka-Bar also proved quite useful in creating rather impressively large wound channels in the flesh of its targets. For the larger part of a century, this knife and its adapted variants accompanied the men who lived and died for the United States. Despite its rather dated design, this tool to this date maintains its value in the eyes of those who are always prepared.

From Marvel's "The Punisher":

Frank: "I gotta tell you, I do approve of your choice of weapons. What you picked, that's called a Ka-Bar. It's a Marine's best friend. You know, up close, I'd rather have this than any firearm. You see, with a gun, the target can get lucky. A bullet can miss what's important. But not with this. You slide it in, you guide it through and you rip right into the parts of a man that make him dead. There's no luck in that."

by Katanamaru January 12, 2020

Flag

Get the Ka-Bar mug.

Kabammed

Screwed over, glitched. Having been left vulnerable in a game due to poor programming, resulting in huge losses of game items, troops or other valuable game items with no compensation.

Having been screwed over and uncompensated by a game company because of bad programming or the deliberate intent of the gamemaker; seemingly to generate more revenue for that gaming company.

A situation which a gamer unexpectedly experiences losses through no fault of his own, and left uncompensated by the gamemaker

I was totally Kabammed, I came online and discovered all my troops inexplicably dead or disappeared- my game glitched.

I wrote to Customer service but they wouldnt help or compensate me. I was Kabammed!

by Cadrems July 24, 2015

Flag

Get the Kabammed mug.

Kabatchi

A term coined by Indie rock band, Deer, Daniel, that is used when everything is good and right. Most effective when spoken in a surfer/ninja turtle voice, but not necessarily crucial. KABATCHI!

all my friends are in the same room and none of them are fighting like little pricks. Kabatchi!

by applejax May 11, 2012

Flag