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A gujarati word for "spoilt sport".
Have you seen Jayne, she is such a kaalpan ! she has ten best friends !
kaalpan by Abu b sal December 26, 2007
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I don't see much I can say here... a kaalan is a kaalan. A kaalan can mean ANYTHING. Your pet frog, a pragein, oof, smelly. It is a verb, noun, adverb, adjective, determiner, pronoun, conjunction and preposition. On a grammar quiz, write 'kaalan' on it and GOOD FOR YOU! You aced your test. Just remember: DON'T SAY IT INFRONT OF SOMEONE WITH 'KAALAN' AT THE END OF THEIR NAME.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about how I lost my kaalans?
Guy 2: Yeah! Is it true that you kaalan-ed the kaalan to kaalan out of the kalaan?

MicroWigga: ...
Kaalan by cockmoment November 16, 2019
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Kalpana is most adorable fun loving caring girl with a cutest smile . She brings happiness everywhere. She is kind, good hearted . She is a good dancer
Kalpana is most beautiful girl ever
Kalpana by Jadoogar November 24, 2021
Kalpana is called as imagination. People with this name is super creative, imaginative, beautiful and caring. You put others before yourself. You are such a pure soul on planet that you trust anyone easily. You attract people and make friends anywhere you go. But you like to keep your personal circle small. It’s interesting that you help everyone around you without even letting them know. You are a precious gem to have in life. You love your family the most and would do anything for them. You get a little jealous when you see someone else coming closer to your loved ones, but it’s out of love and care. You are an overthinking person but you like to keep yourself positive. You love star gazing and you have a special connection with Moon and constellation “ORION”. You are like a bird who wants to be in nature and explore. You love travelling but is always busy working. You are such a sweetheart. You love madly and sometimes think of your lover through the sky.

A girl who will be very successful in her life. Best person to have in life.
I thought you wouldn’t help me, but you are a Kalpana
Kalpana by Dyla008 November 24, 2021
p'n - Pronounciation Key: Kul-p-anna

A very sweet, naive, kind, beautiful and innocent girl, who sings very beautifully.
Kalpana Perwani, herself.
Kalpana by Adeel Ali Qureshi February 15, 2005
Huge masculine man who is as huge as hulk and good looking as thor.
Thor, Hulk

Kalpana carried a lorry
Kalpana by Jasonstatham January 21, 2013
Kalpana means Illusion. As a name for women, it connotes a shallow, manipulative character that is devoid of emotion and ability to connect with others. They value shiney objects. Selfish and petty, they are financially driven and can superficial, relying on deceit to obtain what they desire.
"I really thought she was a nice person, yet I realized quickly she was a Kalpana."
Kalpana by mimi406 February 4, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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