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They have a banging body, and they have some weird habits, but they will give you the best sex ever
kialani by Bish_whet2332 May 17, 2016
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I don't see much I can say here... a kaalan is a kaalan. A kaalan can mean ANYTHING. Your pet frog, a pragein, oof, smelly. It is a verb, noun, adverb, adjective, determiner, pronoun, conjunction and preposition. On a grammar quiz, write 'kaalan' on it and GOOD FOR YOU! You aced your test. Just remember: DON'T SAY IT INFRONT OF SOMEONE WITH 'KAALAN' AT THE END OF THEIR NAME.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about how I lost my kaalans?
Guy 2: Yeah! Is it true that you kaalan-ed the kaalan to kaalan out of the kalaan?

MicroWigga: ...
Kaalan by cockmoment November 16, 2019
Sexy, smart, and cool. Of hawaiian origin.

Of course, everyone is in love with her.
Everyone wants to be a Kealani these days.
Kealani by shorty8810 June 10, 2009
Kailani, the type of girl that everyone knows and loves. Shes funny, nice beautiful, and simply amazing in every way. The type of person that loves to sing, a person who is intelligent, and loves chow chows. The type of girl that cares for you, and will help you whenever u need help. Shes irresistible, almost everyone will fall for her. No matter the age, race, and gender. If u had a friend like her you wouldn't regret any moment u spend with her. Every moment , every minute, every second, is a moment you want to treasure. She is truly a special person. Unique from others. Simply amazing.
Kailani is a girl.
Kailani by Bob Porter June 29, 2017
Perfection. Most beautiful and outgoing girl alive. Has the most alluring eyes and gorgeous smile. Is the easiest person to talk to by far, and is so genuine. She is flawless from her feet to her ears. She is very musically talented and is very passionate about it. You cant help but feel twitterpated as she walks by. This girl never leaves your mind. This is your dream girl, only its not a dream, shes real. She is the girl that everyone wants their special someone to be. She is the girl that once you get, you never want to let go of.
Your dating a Kaylani!!?
Kaylani by gumby143 May 8, 2010
Kaylani means that you always have her when you need her and is warm, kind, and generous, but sometimes she can be a little annoying to some people but others really nice. She also loves animals and doesn't care for relationships that much.
Omg kaylani is so nice, I'm so glad we are friends.
Kaylani by Lovey_dovE_bear January 1, 2017