k3fta

the funniest mf on tiktok besides me i can confirm

should i buy the mug k3fta?

by your favorite grandma July 17, 2021

k3fta

the funniest mf on tiktok besides me i can confirm

k3fta buy the mug

by your favorite grandma July 18, 2021

Cheeky Kofta

To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.

'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'

'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'

by NaughtyPilau June 13, 2018

Kofta

When a bombaclat rasclat walks up and wants to swing your nans jaw I’ll get my kofta out and beat him with a tactical helikofta

Look at that pussclut batty kofta bitch

by Thekoftaking March 2, 2021

Spicy Lamb Kofta

Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.

Person 1: I gave my misso a spicy Lamb Kofta last night.
Person 2: Fuck cunt that's proper grim.

by Lamb Kofta September 13, 2020

kafta

Dry Lebanese meat turds. Delicious for sure, but "meatball" is not the colloquium anyone on the internet so far is looking for.

I hear Kafta is a homemade meatball, right? No, I would say it's more akin to what you find in the yard after a vagrant spends some time there.

by oofthatsgonnahurt April 11, 2019

kefta

When you need to take a shit but you are too shy to leave it on the grass in the park. You use a condom that you had in your wallet, you dump it in, make a knot and dispose of it in the nearest trash can.

I have an urgent need to crap I will do it kefta style and leave nothing behind!

by The FG May 10, 2021