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Cheeky Kofta
To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.
'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
Cheeky Kofta by NaughtyPilau June 13, 2018
Kofta
When a bombaclat rasclat walks up and wants to swing your nans jaw I’ll get my kofta out and beat him with a tactical helikofta
Kofta by Thekoftaking March 2, 2021
Spicy Lamb Kofta
Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.
Spicy Lamb Kofta by Lamb Kofta September 13, 2020
kafta
Dry Lebanese meat turds. Delicious for sure, but "meatball" is not the colloquium anyone on the internet so far is looking for.
I hear Kafta is a homemade meatball, right? No, I would say it's more akin to what you find in the yard after a vagrant spends some time there.
kafta by oofthatsgonnahurt April 11, 2019
kefta
When you need to take a shit but you are too shy to leave it on the grass in the park. You use a condom that you had in your wallet, you dump it in, make a knot and dispose of it in the nearest trash can.